Friday, May 9, 2008

4 more years!

I Want To Get Out Of Here
Thats what I'm looking forward too, I can't wait for Wensday the 14th. I can't wait for not having homework and getting up early and dealing with people who are stupid. I just wanna go to college and have to do homework and get up early and deal with people who are stupid. But at least now I have a job and a car and a life, so now all I need to do is get out of highschool. Thats pretty much all im focused on right now.

Top Ten Numbers

1. 46
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5
6. 6
7. 7
8. 8
9. 9
10. 10
We all know that numbers are everywhere, but which ones are the top 10? well the tenth number on my countdown would have to be 10, probably the the best 2 digit number because of its simplicity, also its only one of two, two diget numbers on my list. The number 9. top number would have to be number 9. Its elegant design of a small "o" with a tail hanging from its right side is beautifully executed. The eighth number on my list would be the number 8. Unlike its predecessors the number 9, this number has combined the commom "o" look by having both "o"s on top of each other, like a lazy persons snowman. The seventh greatest number would have to be the number 7. Unlike other numbers seven is considered lucky. Sevens luckiness and all around good additude make it my number seven choice. My number six favorite number is the number 6. I'm pretty sure someone just got lazy and flipped the number 9 upside down, that or someone flipped the number six upside down, in any case its number sixes mystery of who was flipped nine or six, that boosts the number to my top 6th spot. My number five spot would have to go to the number 5. the number 5 has been a favorite number for years in many peoples eyes. It's likeable look and character give it a remarkable charm, thats why its number 5 on my list. My number is four choice would have to be the number 4. although the number 4 is a very shy and misunderstood number, it has alot of potential compared to most numbers. My number three choice would have to be the number 3. The number 3 can be seen in many places. The pyramids the holy trinity, ect. The number 3 is very revered and thats why its the 3rd on my Top Ten numbers list. My runner up in my list would have to be the number 2. The number 2 has always gotten second in all walks of life so its fitting that it is our silver metal choice for this list too. And now, my number one favorite number would have to be... the number 46. why you ask? becasue 46 bribed me to be the number one spot. so deal with it number 1.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Orange Soda


Well, I always have internal conflict, but I'm not really gonna talk about it to my classmates...so I'll just make something up...(aka, its probably gonna be really dumb)

So I've been having so problems lately. You can take it however you want to, I just ask that you don't look down on me but, I think I might be a dinosaur. I mean, People say they're extinct and that they haven't roamed the earth for thousands of years, But every time I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, I can't help but think there's a brontosaurus starring back at me. the signs are everywhere. For example, I'll be walking around Walmart and see a copy of Jurassic Park and I can't help but feel attached to those man eating T-Rexes. I mean people tell me it's just a phase and that there's no way I could be a Dinosaur, But how can they say that when I'm driving around and suddenly want to go jump a 1st grader and eat his flesh. And I've been wondering, if I really was a dinosaur, what would I do? Would i be able to get a job? and support a half human half dinosaur family? I mean I'm sure State Farm has a ton of employees who are ancient reptiles, I could probably work there. But for now, I just don't know.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday, April 11, 2008

Noah...Rated R


First off my movie with begin with a couple explosions and such, guns with be a must and probably the predator would have to make an appearance. I of course would be played by Samuel L Jackson, because throughout my life I have constantly looked and was just like him. From child birth till my death he would not need to change his appearance because I have always resembled a full grow adult Samuel Jackson. For my father I would have cast Rodney Dangerfield. Why you ask? because that would just be crazy awesome and who wouldn't want Rodney Dangerfield for a father? Now in my movie I would have an older self doing a monologue and if anyone could play an older wiser guy that can pull off the greatest monologue ever, it would have to be Morgan Freeman. Also because Morgan Freeman is made of pure magic. Last for eventual, wife it would have to be Jessica Alba...because I really am going to marry Jessica Alba...Simply because, She is hot. And as we all know this will be main not only into a movie, but a trilogy which will win pretty much every film award known to man.

Friday, April 4, 2008

I am Legend..ish

Now if I could change anything that I have done in the past it would be to choose the Soup over the Salad at TGI Fridays a few years back. I think we all know what would happen if I had made that critical decision. Well applying the concept of the Butterfly Effect, by choosing the chicken and rice soup I would have caused a chain reacting which lead to the eventual cure to cancer. But unknown tot he world the the newly found cure to cause, which is a virus, actually turns everyone into crazy grey zombie dudes, that chase you through the streets of New York, but since I ate that special bowl of TGI Friday's soup I became immune to the symptoms of becoming some weird as hell grey dude that runs really fast and like burns in the sun. So I decide to spend my life dicking around in my basement with my pet dog. Luckily I somehow find a completely clean '08 Cobra Mustang and drive around town shooting deer. Unfortunately I go out at night and start running over the creepy grey dudes and they flip my car. I end up waking up at home with some chick and her freaking son who just decide to barge into my house and eat my bacon. I mean come on if theres a crap ton of pissed off grey dudes with long jaws flippin over cars, and you bring your son long, real smart lady. If I were that kid, Id be like, "screw that I'm goin to Vermont". Turns outs I was just stuck in harlem for the past 3 years. So I went home, and that's why you should always choose the salad over the soup at TGI Fridays.

Friday, March 7, 2008

I'm Not Retarded


This was much more evident back when I was but a whee little boy, but if you notice when I'm imagining something in my head, I look down and rapidly move my hands. Don't ask why but it's more like a reflex than a habit now. I catch myself doing it mostly when I'm playing a game or reading a book. But when I start to draw, it's a whole different story. I don't think there has been a picture that I have drawn that there hasn't been an instance in which I have preformed my spastic hand flail. I have been doing this ever since I was a child, and everything thing else just is blocked out when I start to go into my own little world. I can't really describe it, I will be thinking of some sort of event going on in my mind and suddenly like a minute later I'll come too and realize that I had been in my own world. I know of about one other person who has done this, so I guess its not just me. But in essence, that's my odd habit. When I imagine something, I start flicking my fingers and go into my little world.