(please advice that I'm slightly retarded)
SON DO NOT READ TILL 2019!
Son, I'm not gonna lie. It's do or die time. As well all know its 2019, mankind is all but extinct. Ben Affleck must have already cloned himself and killed Matt Damon in the process due to jealousy. I of course most likely sacrificed myself to the Ben Affleck clones to save thousands of lives (there probably would have been a lot of explosions and would be rated R). Whats important is what you have learned! People called me crazy having you live within a family of bears, but look at you now! You're faster, stronger, and no longer have a twin brother to slow you down. But know at the ripe age of 7, I know you can bring justice to an unjust world. In this blog there is an hidden code ( I hope you can find it, cause I sure as hell can't), This code is the why to bring down Ben Affleck! Son make me proud, bring back all that was once good in the world; Laser Tag, Temporary Tatoos, those 3D doritos (I mean come on! what ever happened to those, those were sweet!). Son I love you, Grandpa loves you, Mom loves you...ish. The point is your a great 7 year old son, and if there was anyone who was gonna save the world, it would be you, If not your grounded.
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What do you have aginst Ben?
7 don't you think that it is a little young to be fighting to save all man kind? Where is his Mother? She will not let you give your son to bears no matter how you did to save countless lives.
Dude that is the greatest blog EVER. Dude i didn't stop lafing. And i think that you made a good decision letting your kid be raised by bears. Plus how were you supposed to raise him if you had to save the world. Man i think i know the secret code. Am i your son?????????
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